But Pinterest came through for me and I found something that could be done in about 30 minutes. Six gifts, that's 5 minutes each. Just what I needed! It wasn't without a FAIL, though. I bought the wrong kind of glue and it dripped all over the ornament, so I went back to HL another day and got the right kind. SUCCESS!
Kinda pretty, huh? Maybe I should decorate my laundry room in gold shiny balls all the time.